Rarely do we receive a chain letter I feel compelled to pass on, but under the circumstances….President Bush has asked that we unite for a common cause.Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tomorrow night at
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An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home.””Why?” asked somebody from the audience.”I watched my wife’s routine at dinner for years,” the expert explained. “She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor asked her the usual questions and then asked her to go behind the screen and remove her clothes. She was a bit shocked but went ahead anyway. When she was undressed he asked her to stand
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation, but couldn’t account for theenormous bump on the back of his head.”Oh, that,” chuckled Mrs. Horntoot. “Just before youroperation they suddenly ran out of ether!”
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore.”Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.”The next day the worried fellow returned with his wife. “Take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas,” the
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?A. Yes, but you’ll have an even better chance if he doesn’t wear anything at all.Q. What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant?A. Have sex once a year.Q. What
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough examination, the doctor consults with the patient.Doctor: ‘It appears that the reason for your stuttering is that your penis is about six inches too long and it is thus pulling on your vocal cords, and thereby