A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes a seat and the guy goes up to the bar.The barman goes over to the guy and asks him what he wants, the guy replies”, I’ll have a bottle of bud and an orange juice for
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A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man’s face. “What the heck did you do that for!?!” the man screams. “Well, you don’t have the hiccups anymore do you?”
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. “Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1 cent.” “ONE CENT – that’s awesome!” exclaimed the guy.So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks “Could I have a nice juicy T-bone
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things – the wife is missin,Didn’t ask – her permission,I’m wearin’ her clothes,Her silk pantyhose,Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.In the store – there’s a teddy,Little straps – like spaghetti,It holds me so tight,Like handcuffs at night,Walkin’ round
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect.At the very last minute, she realized that she didn’t have any snails for this dinner party, so she
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower,
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest.She lies down on the bed… just then, and elevated train passes by very