Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.
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What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall.2. Your car will always start immediately unless you are being chased by a maniacal killer or a monster of genetic creation.3. Crazed maniacs have super-human strength.4. The suburbs are
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?A: Cats can’t drive!Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?A: A mutt in a rut!Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?A: A
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a vampire. Necks please!
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.Q: What is the definition of a “crying shame”?A: There was an empty seat.Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?A: An offer you