MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.
Category: Vampire jokes
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How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.
Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!
Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, ‘Who’s a pretty boy then ?’!
One vampire to the other : ” Let’s go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner”!
Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.
Where is Dracula’s American office? The Vampire State Building.