Two men were having a drink together. One said, “I’d rather live with a vampire than with my wife.” “Why’s that?” asked the other. “Because she’s always trying to bite my head off,” he replied.
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Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.
Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein.
How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.
Why wouldn’t the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.
Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club. Though still in great shape from when I was on the varsity chess team in high school, I decided it was a good idea to go ahead and try