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How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.
Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!
Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.
Doctor, doctor, I think I’ve been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but I’ll be able to see if your neck leaks.
How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it.
How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.