The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the president. When he arrived at the airport, a host of newsmen and television cameramen met him. One of the reporters asked the chief if he had a comfortable flight.The chief made a series of weird noises
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|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, “go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them.”A red head said, “O.K., what’s the capital of Wyoming?” The blonde replied, “Oh, that’s easy, ‘W’.”
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary’s high school love. They exchanged hellos,
|Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn’t drive.
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should be let into heaven.The doctor said “Because I won the Nobel Peace Prize for my work.”The second doctor was a little worried when his turn came. He said, “I haven’t won any prizes, but I’ve started
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers, and jumpers are in the United States.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son: What’s up, Dad?Dad: There’s a scratch down the side of the car. Did you do it? Son: I don’t believe, if I understand the definition of “scratch the car”, that I can say, truthfully, that I