Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton

were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one
day,
they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas.
It
seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary’s high
school love.

They exchanged hellos, and went on their way.

As they were driving on to their destination, Bill put his arm around

Hillary and said, “Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you
would
be the wife of a service station owner today.”

She
smirked and replied, “No, if I had stayed with him, he would be

President of the United States.”