Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner about whose turn it was to do the dishes.”All right,” one of the girls said, “the first one to speak has todo them.”The trio retired to the living room to watch TV. When theirneighbor, a school
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Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet and goes to his car to drive to the course. Coming
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she wanted towatch the INDY 500. The second one wanted to watch the sexy Shawn Michelson WWF. The third nun said she wanted to watch the knitting channel so shecan knit some mittens for the kitchen. The
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home!You know you’re a redneck if your wife wants to take a bath but you have to move the transmision from the tub first.You know you’re a red neck when you go
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband picked it up, listened for a moment and then screamed, “Damn it! How should I know? Call the weather bureau!” and hung up.”What was that all about?” wife asked.”Awww, some idiot wanted to know whether the
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor’s, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory.
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club. Though still in great shape from when I was on the varsity chess team in high school, I decided it was a good idea to go ahead and try