1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.”3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip…”5. If you have a glass eye,
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DEMERIT POINT SYSTEM USED BY WOMEN(The code is finally broken – the demerit system is no longer a mystery!) For all you guys out there who just can’t figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance and relationship responsibilities, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch TV.6. Ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyyyy tooooooo big! 5. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I’m tired of being ‘just friends’ 4. Honey, does this outfit make
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle.IN PRISON…You get three meals a day. AT WORK…..You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.IN PRISON…You get time off for
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web.2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.3) I will get dressed before noon.4)