Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, “Well Bill, I’m really confused on this one. It’s a tough decision I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting
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Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on
There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happened, they lucked out and got a moose. Unfortunately, they were about a mile from their truck. They were having a tough time dragging the animal by the hind legs
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His friend says, “That’s going to be tough to beat. What are you going to do for your Twenty-fifth ?” The first guy says, “I’m going to go back and get her.”
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an asphalt truck: “Let us fill your crack!” Office sign: “Ace exterminating – we kill bugs dead, walk-ins welcome.” Sign at a muffler shop: “No muff too tough for us!” Sign on a government issue car: “Fulton