One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying: “God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa.” The father didn’t quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a
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|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation,
There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out. “YOU’RE DRUNK!” exclaimed the police officer. “Thank God for that!” said the drunk, “I thought the steering had gone.”
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out.”YOU’RE DRUNK!” exclaimed the police officer.”Thank God for that!” said the drunk, “I thought the steering had gone.”
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?”To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!”
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?”To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!”
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.”I’m afraid I don’t have a husband” she replies. “O.K. do you have a boyfriend?” asks the Midwife. “No, no boyfriend either.””Do you