A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The guide told her, “This is our number one sport.” The horrified woman said, “Isn’t that revolting?” “No,” the guide replied, “revolting is our number two sport.”
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John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end says, “This is Susan. We met a partyabout 3 months ago.”John: “Hmm… Susan? about 3 months ago?”Susan: “Yes, it was at Bill’s house. After the party you tookme home. On the way we parked and got
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He’s laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart. His wife wakes up and asks, “What the hell was that?”