A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Japanese could do to better the car. The Japanese added sport wheels and an aero kit to the car, they than sent it to the U.K. The British
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John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This is Susan.We met at a party about 3 months ago.” John: “hmmm… Susan? You say we met 3 months ago?” Susan: “Yes, it was at Bill’s house. After the party gave me a ride home. On
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up, Put it down.3. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel has died of thirst. He’s crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking a bath and she came in and sunk all my little boats!But I’m really a lucky guy. I never realized how much my wife loved me until the other day when I was sick and stayed
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” one complained.”These fairways seem to be getting longer too,” said one of the others.”The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them too,” said the
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than myself, and the appropriate response is to find that person and kill him with my bare hands. 2. To be truly attractive, a woman must wear high heels and an outfit so tight you can tell