An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new grandson.The old man looks at his son and asks…”Son, have you found out what that boy of yers is gonna be yet when he grows up?”The man curls his eyebrows and asks “huh?”The old man gets
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A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.”Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm”?”Because he was conceived during a mighty storm”, she said.Then he asked “Why is my sister named Cornflower”?”Well your father and I were in a cornfield
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to her senses, the doctor approaches her bed and says:”I’m sorry to tell you, Mrs. Smith, that your baby has some serious problems.” “What problems, doctor? I mean, when it arrives, I’ll love it. It’s my child
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he saw a creek. He quickly jumped in, clothes and all. When he arrived home completely soaked his dad asked, “Son what happened?””I jumped in that creek down the road.””Why did you do that?””I dunno.”His dad was
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.””Does that mean I’m cured?” he asked.”For all practical purposes, yes,” she said. “I think we can safely say that your kleptomania is now under control. You haven’t stolen anything in two years, and you seem to know
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears.When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny’s family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny’s parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise
Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her son’s shirts, so she had his name legally changed to “Machine Washable”?