* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills* Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them* Good: Your son studies a lot in his room* Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.* Ugly: You’re in them* Good: Your husband understands fashion* Bad:
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A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head!But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and
I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?
A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she’s too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn’t be late for church.As she ran she kept praying, “Dear God, please don’t let me be late to church.Please don’t let me be late to church….”As she was running she tripped and fell.When she got
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes matters into his own hands.He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside.Then he runs back in and gets is daughter and brings her ouside.Then his wife. Then the dog.
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, “Mom, why are wedding dresses white?” The mother looks at her son and replies, “Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure.” The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion, “Dad, why