A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far asCleveland, when he realized he was getting terribly horny. So he looked up a house of ill repute and took care of the problem. Immediately, a severe guilt reaction set in, so he went to confession.
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Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload of gays?The lesbians got there lickety-split, while the gays where still packing there shit.
There was a guy walking down the street in San Francisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thought it was priceless. While he was running to the antique shop to cash this puppy in, it
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.Q: What’s the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Lipstick.Q: Why do
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their balls show!
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody on board was ticked. Unexpectedly, we stopped in Sacramento on the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be another 45-minute delay, and if we wanted
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in & askswhat he’s doing. “I’m leaving !” he replies. “They justmade homosexuality legal.””So why leave now ?” queries his roomie. “Gays havebeen part of the scene here for years and years.””Yeah, I know.”