The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that everything that mankind had experienced or would ever experience was discussed or mentioned in the Bible.After the sermon, he was shaking hands with the congregation as they filed out of the church. A woman came up
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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one way to shut a woman up!Q. What are the small bumps around a woman’s’ nipples for?A. Its Braille for “suck here.”Q. What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull?A. Lipstick.Q. Why do women
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability.c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.d) All of the above.
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change alight bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.They would sit in this
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The good news is you don’t have PMS.The bad news is – you’re a bitch!”