John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. David jumped inand saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act.He immediately order David to be discharged from the mental hospital ashe
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This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He says to the clerk, “I’d like to register my new invention. It’s a folding bottle.””OK,” says the clerk. “What do you call it?””A fottle, replies the inventor.””A fottle? That’s a stupid! Can’t you think of something
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini -“I want to feel your breasts” he exclaimed.”Get away from me, you crazy old man” she replied.”I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars,” he says.”Twenty dollars, are you
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding a horse dressed in a hunting outfit with a rifle over one arm and a hound running along beside him.He dismounts and comes walking into the bar where upon he takes the rifle off his shoulder
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize.Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the game, but unfortunately, time had run
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader still needs a bell ringer. He posts a sign outside the church and another no-armed man shows up to take the job.The frustrated church leader says, “The last no-armed guy died trying to ring this bell,
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. (emphasis on fool)They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned themating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come