Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you know.”2) “Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?”3) “How come it’s so BIG in there?”4) “You’ve done this with a lotta guys before—right?”5) “Next time I come over, don’t bother with the
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An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picked it up and started to rub the dirt off of it, and out came a genie out of the lamp and he said “I want
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor says ‘I’ve got good news and bad news, which do you want first?’ Guy says ‘good news first.’ ‘OK, You got 24 hours to live’ ‘Dang, whats the bad news!’ ‘I shoulda’ told you yesterday!’
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: Are you sexually active? A:
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should be let into heaven.The doctor said “Because I won the Nobel Peace Prize for my work.”The second doctor was a little worried when his turn came. He said, “I haven’t won any prizes, but I’ve started
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, “Someone should go and tell his wife.”Bill says, “OK, I`m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I`ll do it.” 2 hours
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with. So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought