|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor. “So, what is it?” grumbled the governor. “Judge Garber has just died” said the attorney, “and I want to take his
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A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet.One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well.Inside the closet, the little boy says, “It’s dark in here,
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says “sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here.” The man says, “No problem. I’m from Chicago.”So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100,
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes to the door. Hobo says, “Sir, I am down on my luck and ask if you could please spare me a meal?”The owner stared at the hobo for a minute and then broke out in a
A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by. “OK, I am gonna see what
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line? Please respond within 10 minutes, or you will be logged off.2. You have been on-line 135 minutes. Not to put any pressure on you,but there are OTHER people in the world who would like to sign
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th Q: What year? A: Every year.Question2. Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact? A: Gucci sweets and Reeboks.Question3. Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory A: Yes. Q: