There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together. One blonde, one brunnette and one redhead. They were near the middle of the jungle when a rare african tribe surrounded them. The tribe said that the gods have sent them evil things and
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A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet at the headstone and gets up, to leave when he notices another man crying his heart out, lying on one of the graves in such a way, that he breaks the other man’s heart.The sobbing goes
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. 3) What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag over the banister, she threw her clothes around the bedroom without care. The next morning at breakfast, her mother asked her if she had a good time?”Oh”, sighed Judy, “I had a wonderful time.””I thought as
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a small boy?” she asked the salesclerk.”It’s designed to adjust the tot to live in today’s world, madam,” the shop assistant replied….”Any way he tries to put it together is wrong.”
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.”Well, how was the honeymoon?” asked the mother.”Oh mamma!” she exclaimed. “The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!”No sooner had she spoken the words than she burst out crying. “But mamma . .
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and were all knitting garments for there respective babies.Suddnely the first expectant mother stops knitting, checks her watch, pulls a bottle of pills from her handbag and takes one…”What was that?”, the other two ask, curiously.”Calcium tablet.