A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, “Honey, are you feeling all right?””Not really,” the blonde replied. “I’m nauseous from sitting backward on the train.””Poor dear,” Mom said. “Why didn’t you ask the person
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The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical records. These statements were written by various health care professionals including (we’re afraid) a doctor or two at several major hospitals: “The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.” “Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus
Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn’t figure out who the other mother was.
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The boy’s in a bad mood,and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks alittle further and kicks a cow. Once inside, hismother says, “I saw what you did, young man! Forkicking the pig
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him.””Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.””No, mother,” you don’t understand.”I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me
Love ’em or hate ’em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks like to call them are fun. Try ’em on your friends and relatives, but keep a straight face when you tell them and be preapared for GROANS… then you’ll see why they are called so… enjoy
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I want to put her on the pill.”The Doctor says “Why?!? Is she sexually active?”The guy says “Nah, she just lies there like her mother.”Sent by soh