“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s broken leg.”Well, doc, 25 years ago …””Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.””Like I was saying…25 years ago, when I first started working on thefarm, that night, right after I’d
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An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, “We have 3 possible donors; the 1st is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident, the 2nd is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died flying
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with heartsall over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all overthem.His curiosity getting the better of him, he
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today’s society. According to company spokesman, Peter Riser, the following drugs are under testing now:DIRECTRA – a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The parents decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant, and sure enough, nine months later she delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car?in the ?ten items or less? lane.You?ve stopped supporting your children, and started supporting your parents.You?ve found yourself discussing rain gutters.You remember your kid?s names, just not
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man’s broken leg.”Well, doc, 25 years ago…””Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.””Like I was saying… 25 years ago, when I first started working on thefarm, that night, right after