Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders.The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?””Sand,” answered Juan.The guard says, “We’ll just see about that – get off the bike!”The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he
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A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his fellow dentists were facing. He said that one of his friends was touring a latex glove factory in Mexico, and saw how they make the gloves. One person would stick his hand in the melted latex,
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico.”The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers, and jumpers are in the United States.
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era deserter from the U. S. Marines, and I have a cousin who works for Microsoft. My mother peddles Nazi literature to Girl Scouts and my father (a former dentist) is in jail for 30 years for