Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?” The housewife replies: “Four!”.The accountant says: “I think it’s either 3 or4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time.”The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice,
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was, and
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. “Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beeeeemer!!!”, he
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished, the husband’s lawyer rose to his feet and coolly replied, “Your Honor, I have a slight correction in the typing of the charging documents.
A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. “I understand you’re claiming damages for the injuries you’re supposed to have suffered?” Stated the counsel for the insurance company. “Yes, that’s right,” replied the farmer,
A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: “What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?” the minister asked. “Try to fix it if it’s big; ignore it if it’s insignificant,” replied the lawyer. “What do you do?” lawyer asked. “Oh, more or less the