A minister and lawyer were chatting at a

party: “What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?” the minister

asked.
“Try to fix it if it’s big; ignore it if it’s
insignificant,”
replied the lawyer.
“What do you do?” lawyer asked.

“Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an example. The other day

I meant to say ‘the devil is the father of liars,’ but instead I
said
‘the devil is the father of lawyers,’ so I let it go,”
minister
replied.