|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all heard that chestnut. Here is how the Internal Revenue Service (nobody’s favorite government agency) would be like, if only it were run like Microsoft Corp. (a successful private enterprise). — The IRS, as always, announces new
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Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed out the elves and through down his listMiserable little brats, ungrateful little jerksI have a good mind to scrap the whole worksI’ve busted my ass for damn near a yearInstead of thanks Santa what do I
|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial records, then sat for what seemed like hours as the accountant pored over them.Finally the IRS agent looked up and commented, “You must have been
Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new rules, you’re allowed to claim two or more chins as dependents.-Conan O’Brien
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, “Just what the hell you are doing?!””Well,” said the guy, “you see, I’m a chiropractor and I could