Q: “What has an IQ of 42?” A: “40 Marines plus their lieutenant”
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|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers). “Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.” “Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching.” “A room temperature IQ.” “Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.” “A
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to day.1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.2. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching.3. A room temperature IQ.4. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.5. A
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.Jesus paid for our sins… now lets get our money’s worth.Out of my
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th Q: What year? A: Every year.Question2. Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact? A: Gucci sweets and Reeboks.Question3. Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory A: Yes. Q:
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What is your IQ?” to which the man answers, “241.” “That is wonderful!,” says Albert. “We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people actually said in court, word for word.Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year.Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats