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Stupid Insults 18/31

In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for “extra thick.” In need of a ROM upgrade. In serious need of attitude adjustment. In the shopping mall of the mind, he’s in the toy store. In touch with her higher power, but out of

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Stupid Insults 29/31

The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s dead. There she sits, Finite State Automaton at its best. There’s nothing wrong with you that couldn’t be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet. — Woody Allen They must have done a

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Scientists and the Mermaid!

These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all of their gear and headed down to the lake.They were having terrible luck, they weren’t catching a thing. But all the sudden, one of the scientists feels a pull at his line. He shouts out, “I

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Polak and Robot

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, “What’s your IQ?”The man replied, “130.” So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, “This is really cool.”Another

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More Monica Jokes!

101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she’s pregnant.102. Q: How do blondes get pregnant? A: And you thought blondes were dumb.103. Q: What will she ask you? A: “Is it mine?”104. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a

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Computer Terms

486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state – of – the – art computer you can’t afford.Obsolete – Any computer you own.Microsecond – The time it takes for your State – of – the – art computer to become obsolete.Syntax Error – “Hello, I want to

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Man slamming list of lists!

How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?Because they don’t have testicles.Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?Breasts don’t have eyes.Why don’t men eat more M&M’s?They’re too hard to peel.What do you call a

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