Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled… isn’t she adorable?” Friend: “But your kid didn’t smile.” Father: “I was talking about the nurse.”
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In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born boy baby and asks, “Are you a girl baby or a boy baby?” The boy baby quickly chirps up, “I’m a boy baby!” “How can you tell?” asks girl baby. “Easy,” says boy baby. And, with
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out pops a little black head.”There was this black guy once” she said to the midwife. Then she screamed again and out pops a yellow body. “That must be the Chinese
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto labor!”The nurse says, “Calm down. Is this her first child?”He says, “No! This is her husband!”
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed.”Well, I went down to Margate at the weekend and decided to take a ride on the roller coaster. As we came up to the top of the highest loop, I noticed a little sign by
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there, and she doesn’t wantto name them without him seeing them first. Butthe hospital insists that the babies must benamed by the end of the day. Crazy Uncle Louieoverhears this and he names them (unbeknowst tothe couple).
A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.