A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter speaks with them and asks what good each has done in their life. Doctor: “I have devoted my life to the sick and needy and
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Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor ‘what did you do on Earth?’ The Dotor replied, I healed the sick and if they could not pay I would do
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor ‘what did you do on Earth?’ The Dotor replied, I healed the sick and if they could not pay I would do
Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates. The first nurse said, “I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, even though occasionally we did lose one. I think I deserve
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see where they would end up. St. Peter asked the first one what he did on earth, and he said he was an obstetrician. St. Peter asked what an obstetrician did and the doc told him. “Sounds
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – – – -“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY”:You’re paid under $6 an hour; we’ll be bankrupt in a year.- – – – -“AN UP-AND-COMING SOFTWARE COMPANY”:There’s no chance in hell we’ll be the next Microsoft.- – – – -“PROFIT-SHARING PLAN”:Once it’s
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should be let into heaven.The doctor said “Because I won the Nobel Peace Prize for my work.”The second doctor was a little worried when his turn came. He said, “I haven’t won any prizes, but I’ve started