The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate it to the class the next day.When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, since
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Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship.One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said: ‘Fairy
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended by religious jokes. ***************************************************************A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth.He wanted to make sure they understood
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and the next day every kid had something.The teacher asks Wendy: What did you bring?”I brought a Walkman.””And what is it for?””You can listen to music with it!””That’s nice Wendy. What did you bring Kenny?””I brought a
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to go to see an eye doctor. He goes in to see the doctor,and the doctor said, “All right, let’s check you out. You sit down hereon this stool. You put your right hand over your right
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.A couple of days later, when the old man had an appointment with the doctor again, the doctor said,
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart.When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.Just at that