Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no otheranimal in the world does this.Johnny’s hand shoots up. “Not correct, Miss!” he says.”Please explain, Johnny,” replies the teacher.”Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my
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Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane andteaches it to use the bathroom in Bill’s yard.For one whole year Bill ignores the dog. So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use thebathroom in Bill’s yard. After about a
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside. About 10 minutes later a lady comes in and asks whos Great Dane is outside.”Mine” says the man. “My dog has just killed him”, she says.”What breed is your dog?” he asks. “A Chiuahua”, she says.”How
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill’s yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog. So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill’s
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”Man: “Is this seat empty?”Woman: “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”Man: “Your place or mine?”Woman: “Both. You go to