One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the stomach three times. Her docter told her that he couldn’t perform surgery because it would be too risky. All was well for 16 years when one
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1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. 3) What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground, when he finally gets himself to the doctor.He says, “How bad is it doc? I’m going on my honeymoon next week and my fianc?e is still
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute vaginitis.”She says “Thank you.”
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn’t be late for church.As she ran she kept praying, “Dear God, please don’t let me be late to church.Please don’t let me be late to church….”As she was running she tripped and fell.When she got
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled “All Men Are Idiots”. Then she will get on with her life. A man
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the first stop, he picked up a fat little girl. Grover asked, “What’s your name?” “Patty” she replied. She had a seat in the back of the bus.On the next stop there was a handicapped boy named