1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.3. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.4. Man who kisses girl’s behind, gets crack in face.5. Passionate kiss like spider web-lead to undoing of fly.6. Man
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First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam.” The girl brings outa fig leaf. He says, “Not big enough.”She brings out a bigger one. He says, “Still not big enough.”She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says,
First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and one with a nine foot dick.The guy with the rubber dick couldn’t have sex because it wasn’t hard.The guy with the wooden dick couldn’t have sex because the otherperson would get splinters. Finally, the third guy
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, “Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder in bed.The first one went in, meanwhile the other two stayed out and listened to the girl moan for a bit.The second one went in and the girl screamed a little bit harder.When the third one