A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam.” The girl brings outa fig leaf. He says, “Not big enough.”She brings out a bigger one. He says, “Still not big enough.”She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, “Still not big enough.”She says, “Listen, Ace, why don’t you just throw it over yourshoulder and go as a gasoline pump?”