A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?”And he replied, “No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with ‘If Elected I promise…’”
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A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk around the block?”Mom says, “No honey, the dog is in heat.””What’s that mean?” asked the child.”Go ask your Father. I think he’s in the garage”.The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, can I
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sack of flour when all of a sudden these highway men held them up and robbed them of everything. A few minutes later the farmer exclaims, “We’re ruined, all the money’s
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously. “What’s the matter?” grumbled the boss. “Haven’t you got a sense of humor?” “I don’t have to laugh,”
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you like to dance?”The girl says, “I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you!”The guy says, “I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :)From the New England Journal of Medicine:Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women’s breasts is good for a man’s health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered.According
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, “There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens.” “How did you know that?” his mother asked. “Daddy picked them up and looked underneath,” he replied.”I think it’s