A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?””Of course not, dear,” replied the mother, “Why would you think
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Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.Better to be pissed off than pissed on.He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s your name, mister?” she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck.”It’s Snow, Roy Snow,” he answered, “and what’s yours?””I’m June, June Hansen,” she said. “Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he says: ‘I will now answer anyquestions you have.’ Bobby stands up and says: ‘I have four questions’:1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? 2. Why haven’t you caught Osama bin Laden?
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburb ofPhiladelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is marriedto a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested forgrowing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my othertwo
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, “I did that by accident.” She replied, “I know that, daddy.” He replied, “How’d you know?” The girl said, “Because you didn’t