A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods.”The little
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This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic symbol?Doctor says “you’re kidding..”Girl says “no! I don’t know! Whats a failic symbol???”Doctor pulls his pants and underwear down and says “You see? This is afailic symbol!”Girl says “Oh! Its just like a penis, only smaller”
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. “Those are the Apples of the Tree of Life,” he tells her, by way of poetic concealment.She tells this to her mother, who replies, “Did he say anything about that dead branch they’re hanging on?”
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags. She pointed to the American flag and asked, “What flag is this?”A little girl called out, “That’s the flag of our country.””Very good,” the teacher said. “And what is the name of our country?”‘Tis of thee,”
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify. She drew a picture of a cow on the blackboard and said, “Who can tell me what this is?” A little girl raised her hand. “Yes, Janie, what do
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told him she was writing a story.”What’s it about?” he asked. “I don’t know,” she replied. “I can’t read.”
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again.After several circles and jerks,