A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there, and she doesn’t wantto name them without him seeing them first. Butthe hospital insists that the babies must benamed by the end of the day. Crazy Uncle Louieoverhears this and he names them (unbeknowst tothe couple).
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Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it’s her turn, she climbs up on Santa’s lap. Santa asks, “What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?” The little girl replies, “I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe.” Santa looks at the
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Texas for a costume. Suddenly she slapped him hard and stalked off the dance floor.”What the hell happened?” asked a friend who had witnessed the entire event.”I’m not really sure.” the
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner about whose turn it was to do the dishes.”All right,” one of the girls said, “the first one to speak has todo them.”The trio retired to the living room to watch TV. When theirneighbor, a school
One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, “what are you supposed to say sweetheart?” The little girl looks up at
A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. “Where did you get the bike from?” his friends want to know. “It’s a `thank you’ present”, he explains, “from that freshman girl I’ve been tutoring. But the
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and