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Working With The FBI

Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?””Hello, is this the FBI?””Yes. What do you want?””I’m calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He ishiding marijuana inside his firewood.””Thank you very much for the call, sir.”The next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux’s house. Theysearch the shed where

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Bad news and awful news

One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the night and everything wascovered in snow. He looks down and sees somethingwritten in urine on the lawn it reads”I hope YoU GeT ImPeAcHeD”.Bill calls the FBI and says “Someone has written “Ihope you get impeached” in

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The phone rings

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes,

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The Los Angeles

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes

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Creative Answering Machine Messages

You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message.This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave

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