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A tourist is

A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop

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The Taxi Ride.

A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night.The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop window.For a

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The woman on the bus.

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN, That is the ugliest baby I’ve EVER seen!”In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. She fumed for a few stops

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Signs you are a Canadian

1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by the term, “Homo Milk”3. You understand the phrase, “Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine”4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.5. You drink pop, not soda.6. You know what

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Signs you may be a Canadian.

Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term, “Homo Milk” You understand, “Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine.” You know what it means to be on ‘pogey’. You know that “a mickey” and “2-4’s” mean “Party at the

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Coming out

A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his homosexuality and decided to “come out of the closet.” His plan was to tell his mother first; so on his next home visit, he went to the kitchen, where his mother was busying herself stirring

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Victorias Secret…

TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come in children’s sizes?9. No thanks, just sniffing8. I’ll be in the dressing room going blind7. Mom will love this6. Oh size won’t matter, she’s inflatable.5. No need to wrap it, I’ll eat it here4. Will you

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