Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to do better than that. Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes. Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
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Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had avery embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her.Then one day she met a guy and fell in love. When it became apparentthat they would marry she
Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn’t liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: “I don’t lay egg sir I just lay table !”
There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen’s eggs for breakfast. One day he looked outside and saw that the hen had laid
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an egg is…You only get laid onceYou only get eaten onceIt takes 4 minutes to get hard and2 minutes to get softYou have to share a box with 11 other guysAnd the only chick that ever sat
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super jock sperm who spent all his time working out. He did things like lifting weights and running, his most important duty. All the other sperm were very curious about his pastimes.”Why do you keep working
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!