A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes matters into his own hands.He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside.Then he runs back in and gets is daughter and brings her ouside.Then his wife. Then the dog.
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Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:a. When a heroic dog dies to save it’s masterb. The moment
Thoughts From Women About Being A WomanThe hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.* Helen Hayes (at 73)I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrow.* Janette BarberThings are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.* Lily
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to worry about,” the psychiatrist consoled. “Many peopleare fond of animals.As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog that we are veryattached to.””But, doctor,” continued the troubled patient, “I feel, ummm… *physically* attracted
Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself – I’m not hiring that lazy Cajun, so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn’t be able to answer the questions and he’d be able to refuse him the job
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured. A friend asked him how he felt now. The former patient replied, “Fine! Just feel my nose.”
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape.The bartender looks at the guy and asks:”What’s wrong with your turtle?””Not a thing,” the