It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out, “Sir, Good Evening, Sir!” The General, out for
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Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, then jump.The Jew goes first – “This is for my country” and he throws the gernade out and jumps. He lands and sees a little boy crying and asks “what’s the matter”?
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down and says “Say ahhhhhhhhhhh!”The man looks at the vet and says “The dog can’t speak”.The vet says to the man “I was talking to YOU. The dog,s dead!!!Sent by Peter
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are after you be8. CAESAREAN SECTION–A district in Rome. COLIC–A sheep dog. COMA–A punctuation mark. CONGENITAL–Friendly. DILATE–To live longer. FESTER–Quicker. G.I. SERIES–Baseball game between teams of soldiers. GRIPPE–A suitcase. HANGNAIL–A coat hook. MEDICAL STAFF–A Doctor’s cane. MINOR
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils done to the essence of truth,” the philosopher said, “one must live by a dog’s rule of life”:”If you can’t eat it or fuck it…PISS ON IT!”
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. “What’s your name?” she asks the first. To her surprise, the dog answers “My name’s Huey and I’m having a great day going in and out of puddles.” She goes up to the second dog and
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, “Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof…woof.”The clerk examined the paper and told the dog, “There areonly nine words here. You could send another ‘woof’ for thesame price.”The dog replied “What, and ruin the punchline?!”