Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You know, it’s not your fault that the dog died. He’s probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God.” Susie, still crying, said “What would God want with a dead dog?”
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Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.The shrink said that, since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him. If he cussed, he should leave a
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly,asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.”Nope, no laundry,” the boy said, “I’m going to wash my
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.4. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.5. You have to pay your own credit card bill.6. Mac & Cheese no longer counts
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire. and…How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you think the problem is?” one man asked his companion. “I dunno,” came the reply, “Maybe we aren’t throwing the dog up high enough.”
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.Yo momma’s so fat that the last time that she wore a T-shirt with a X on it a helicopter tried to land on her.Your dog is so