Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.”Oh, no laundry,” the boy said, “I’m
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An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive.For example, an avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful little dog.———————————-Free Puppies:1/2 Cocker Spaniel1/2 Sneaky Neighbor’s Dog———————————-Free Puppies:Part German ShepherdPart Stupid Dog———————————-German Shepherd – 85lbs.Neutered. Speaks German. Free!———————————-1 Man, 7 Women hot tub — $850/offer———————————-Amana Washer $100.Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.———————————-Snow blower for
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam!”What do prisoners use to call each other?Cell phonesWhat do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?A stickWhat do you call cheese that isn’t yours?Nacho cheeseWhat do you get from
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth was a Government Worker. To show off, the Engineer called to his dog, “T-square, do your stuff!”. T-square trotted
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles and he will stop snoring.A few hours after going to
Does your dog know how how to surf the internet? No – but he’s got a ruff idea.