We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the time thinking of what not to do that might make us look bad. Some job applicants however go light years beyond this.What follows is a survey of top personnel executives of 100 major American corporations who
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From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest Man Alive10. When people see you, they often ask, “Is it Halloween already?”9. You appear in TV Guide crossword puzzle with the clue, “Siskel and ___”8. The best term to describe you is “super hairy”.7. You
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors. They are stuck there for days and days with nothing to do. One morning the captain decides he is going to lay on some entertainment for the men. He orders a barrel to be placed on
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught asupply boat to a supply base in the south of England, then caught atrain to London. The train was extremely crowded and he
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it all boiled down to the essence of truth,” the philosopher said, “one just live by a dog?s rule of life: If you can?t eat it or fuck it, piss on it!!!”
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for awalk. Her mom said no, that missy was in heat.”What is heat?” Mom said go ask your Dad, he is outside working oncar.Angela goes outside and ask her Dad if she can take missy for awalk,
Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me… My husband ran off with his secretary, My son pierced his eyebrow, My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head, My dog mated with the neighbors cat, My neighbor sold her house to a mental institution, My Mom told me