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A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind the counter how much each of the brains cost. They saleswoman tells him, “$5/gram for women’s brains, $20/gram for dog’s brains, and $100/gram for men’s brains.”So the guy is surprised with the varying prices, and he
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a realtor’s office: “Lots for little.” Sign in a shoe store: “Come in and have a fit.” Sign in a maternity clothes store: “We are open on labor day.” Sign in a non-smoking area: “If we see
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a scientist’s door: “Gone fission.” Sign in a taxidermist’s window: “We really know our stuff.” Sign in a podiatrist’s window: “Time wounds all heels.” Sign in a butcher’s window: “Let me meat your needs.” Sign on used
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down the street, followed by another hearse, followed by aman walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200men walking in single file.Intrigued, Dave went up to the man following the second hearse andasked who
One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks “yeah, what do you want?”. The phantom hound explains, in a haunting voice “I’ve lost
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and you lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years. The mule answered: ‘To live like this for 50 years is too much. Please,